If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
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I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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