Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
A+ Viking dick
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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