I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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