Kiss
Puke
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
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