I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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