yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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