If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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