either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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