she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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