Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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