I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Who put my cat in the fridge?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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