He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I enjoy the company of your penis
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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