If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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