quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
