call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
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This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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