love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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