Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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