I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
