Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Randomize
