that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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