Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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