and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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