My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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