Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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