And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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