is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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