i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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