I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Your penis caused this!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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