I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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