maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
How external is "for external use only"?
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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