Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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