why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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