Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
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Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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