More tranny stories later!
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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