i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
There r osticjed everywhere
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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