you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
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you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
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Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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