she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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