Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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