You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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