I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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