i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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