Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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