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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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