new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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