I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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