I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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