you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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