I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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