No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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