Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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