im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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