hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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