And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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