I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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