that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
As shirtless as possible
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And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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