I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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