We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
This is classic penis vs brain.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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